Last time I chnecked neck puns weren't a thing. Neckst time I hear a neck pun I will wrneck you with my bioneckology.
This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’
I said: ‘Is that a fret?'
Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer.
When someone calls you a pain in the neck..
They really mean you’re a pain in the assophagus
The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
Someone said they would bash me with the neck of their guitar
Why do vampires bite people's necks to turn them undead?
Because they're neck romancers.
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...
Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
Did you know that newborns have weak necks and need to have their heads supported?
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
It took me a long time to recover from my broken neck
but afterwards, I never looked back.
It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck in an accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
I cricked my neck a few weeks ago and it’s changed my life forever.
I haven’t looked back since
Do you know why giraffes necks are so long?
Because their head is so far from their body
I was going to get a face tattoo but decided to get a neck tattoo instead.
I guess I’ll have to work my way up to it.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
Please vote here: When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
I found out recently that it’s very common for Clowns to suffer from bad necks.
I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
My guitar neck got nervous
A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.
Where don't you want to find a pearl?
In your lovers clam!
Inspired by the Jolly Rancher story.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago...
And I've never looked back since
Edit: spelling
Tried some viagra in the bedroom with my wife but it got stuck in my throat
I've had a stiff neck for a week
My doctor bit my neck and tried to give me a hickey.
1 star review for Dr. Acula
Gravity Falls has the best puns
I'm sticking my neck out on this one
Someone wanted to fight about whether I was wearing a neck-tie or a cravat.
I don’t know who was right, either way my ascot kicked.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cramped neck?
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
Where do you find the best neck accessories?
I need some giraffe puns!
Hi, everyone! A while back, I won a large stuffed giraffe in a contest, and it's just been sitting in my basement ever since. However, I've decided to use it to ask a girl to prom. My friends all know me as the resident pun aficionado, so I figured writing out a cute way of asking alongside it would work well. I'm struggling to come up with something, so I was wondering if you guys had any quality giraffe or neck puns I could use. Thanks in advance!
Was in a bar when this guy said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!” I shot back...
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because it’s head is so far away from it’s body.
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said, “Is that a fret?”
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body...
Last year it certainly wasn't much fun having a broken neck.
But now I can look back and laugh.
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
because their head is really far away from their body
It was no fun when I sprained my neck in a car accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.
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