What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?
A reservation reservation reservation
Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a ‘wimb’
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
What do you call mustard native to an area?
I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
This book on Native American cooking.
A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans
This is apache version of history I thought
Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?
US native bees have a nickname..
I was on safari last year and spoke to a native African girl for hours
Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...
Face down in his tea pee.
Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...
then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
Native American Airlines...
... have a patchy safety record.
Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
When I was in Peru, all the native owls worried me,
I think they were Inca Hoots!
When I visited Alaska, I kept thinking I was seeing native eye doctors...
Turns out it was just an optical Aleutian.
TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.
They just couldn’t get their Bering Strait.
Do you know why there are no good Native American restaurants?
It’s impossible to find a good Sioux chef!
Someone asked if I was Native American...
I said, "No, why?"
"Because your beard is Apache one."
Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?
Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.
Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?
Because they had reservations
How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
How is the best way to greet Native Americans
Why do native Americans hate snow?
It's white and settles on their land
Native American boy: Dad, I'm hungry.
Native American dad: How, hungry.
Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?
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