Can I tell what nationality Napoleon was?
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What nationality makes the best Mechs?
Mechs-icans!
(Actually a kid joke from my boy)
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Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?
When youβre trying to find the facilities, youβre Russian. Once you get there though, European.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Sometimes nationality matters
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
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What nationality is your dentist?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.
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Did you know you can change nationalities by going to the toilet?
You go in Russian,
Then European,
And you come out Finnish.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What nationality are you when you are speedily going to the bathroom?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
What nationality do frogs naturally have?
I don't really know, but I think they are a tad polish.
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︎ Jan 04 2018
Which nationality are clean freaks most afraid of?
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︎ Oct 04 2016
What nationality are all cheesemakers?
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Dad: What's Santa's nationality?
Me: Finnish?
Dad: He's a Northpole!!
Me: eyes roll
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I entered the national rage competition after being told I was easily angered, but lost to a guy who was much angrier than me.
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︎ May 05 2021
I'm not sure what the big deal is with the national bird of the U.S
I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle
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My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
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I almost qualified for the national curling team
But I slid out of contention.
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︎ May 02 2021
What is Canadaβs national board game?
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︎ May 05 2021
I was surprised at first that the national dish of Tanzania was pasta
, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
How can there be a national coin shortage?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
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Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day
As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.
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What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.
He had a deadly right hook.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What is the most sought after nation right now?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, itβs between Iraq and a hard place.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Canadian Joke
The history of Canada, Chapter 1: The Beaver
national symbol of Canada and a "dam" fine hat
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︎ May 02 2021
Why do Italians love cooking?
Itβs their national pasta-time
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Today is National Sound Check Day
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︎ Dec 13 2020
This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud
For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"
I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural
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What is the national dish of Sweden?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What nationality is Santa Claus?
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︎ Dec 21 2015
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What genre is national anthems ?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Technically all national anthems
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What genre of music are national anthems?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
They should rename national anthems to...
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Technically all national anthems are...
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