Can I tell what nationality Napoleon was?

Corsican!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musclemansausage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?

Amerkin.

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What nationality makes the best Mechs?

Mechs-icans!

(Actually a kid joke from my boy)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biffbobfred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?

When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Sometimes nationality matters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roaming_Dinosaur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What nationality is your dentist?

Brussian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/really-mean-goose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.

The polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yebattebyasuka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Did you know you can change nationalities by going to the toilet?

You go in Russian,

Then European,

And you come out Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What nationality are you when you are speedily going to the bathroom?

Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What nationality do frogs naturally have?

I don't really know, but I think they are a tad polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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Which nationality are clean freaks most afraid of?

Germ mans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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What nationality are all cheesemakers?

Curd-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roseredgal
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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Dad: What's Santa's nationality?

Me: Finnish?

Dad: He's a Northpole!!

Me: eyes roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny353535
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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I entered the national rage competition after being told I was easily angered, but lost to a guy who was much angrier than me.

I was outraged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidDan
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I'm not sure what the big deal is with the national bird of the U.S

I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"

"Country!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I almost qualified for the national curling team

But I slid out of contention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What is Canada’s national board game?

Sorry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGinger
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I was surprised at first that the national dish of Tanzania was pasta

, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarcusWigs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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How can there be a national coin shortage?

Makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_live_in_a_truck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My love for my wife is like the national debt.

It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoetted
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.

Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Somethinggood4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day

As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.

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What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?

Yemeni cricket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brunezy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.

He had a deadly right hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What is the most sought after nation right now?

Vaccination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pohpia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Canadian Joke

The history of Canada, Chapter 1: The Beaver

national symbol of Canada and a "dam" fine hat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFrostintheBox
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why do Italians love cooking?

It’s their national pasta-time

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Today is National Sound Check Day

1 2 / 1 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisnotnorman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?

Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5wiipr29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud

For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"

I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proygratoke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What is the national dish of Sweden?

Swedish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/equiinferno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?

Fouchy!

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There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.

UNEEDCHEF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.

Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Pole-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheG-What
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
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What genre are national anthems?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avandoorslaer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What genre are national anthems?

Country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rupanath97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What genre are national anthems?

Country. 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuantopiaNL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What genre are national anthems?

Country

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elitePP69lmao
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What genre is national anthems ?

Country

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Technically all national anthems

Are country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3athsdoor1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What genre of music are national anthems?

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTheSovietUnion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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They should rename national anthems to...

...Country music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anxious_Gay99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Technically all national anthems are...

Country music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourstangecousin
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