Teenage Mutant CHINja Turtles
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Puns

Teenage Mutant Ninja Puns

Me: Hey, have you seen the last east episode of TMNT?

Friend: Yeah, I have! It was turtally awesome!

Me: ...Are you seriously gonna keep reusing that one, or should I expect something new? You’ve been using that one for awhile.

Friend: Oh, I’m sorry, do you want me to shell out some more puns? I’ve got a million of 'em, folks! I’ll be here all week!

Me: sighs in exasperation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTFBOOOMSH
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Who do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a crush on?

April, you fools.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nf22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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No one seems to realize that I'm a horrifying mutant.

I have fore arms.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Ants that can't speak are mutants.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuincyDental
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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My dad’s horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.

It was a real unique corn.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Master Splinter if they had become brake specialists instead of ninjas?

Master Cylinder

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Waiting on line for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A bit of a reverse-dad joke, my brother and dad were talking about the actors in the movie. My dad was lamenting Megan Fox being April, and said "I don't see how anyone could like that lizard face of hers."

My brother shrugged and calmly responded, "It gives some guys a boners, others get e-reptile dysfunction."

The guy on line behind us started laughing uncontrollably.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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My mom's been cackling at this bad pun for three days.

So my front yard has a lot of weeds and crappy grass I've been trying to get rid of for years. They're mutants, so nothing will kill them. This year, one of the decorative rocks has turned out to be covered by a giant shroom as well. This thing is enormous. It has about a hundred different canopies, but as far as I can tell it's all one organism.

So I was talking with her about things I might be able to use to get rid of all this stuff, shroom included, and after she suggested a mixture of various household products I asked if it would work on fungus as well. She said it was worth a shot and asked why I wanted to know.

I replied, "Because that thing's just taking up way too mush room."

I was over it in a few seconds, but she's been randomly cracking up for days now. Send help.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Why did the octopus keep giggling?

Because it had ten...tickles!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Japanese Olympic Track and field team [long]

the Japanese Olympic Track and field team, in typical Asian make-every-thing-harder-to-do-than-it-has-to-be fashion have announced that hey are sticking by their regimen of only using malformed, decade-and-a-half old, equipment rigged to pop out of the course unexpectedly in order to secure their hopes of Olympic glory. While this may seem counter intuitive, Kadauo Osakamizu, a analyst for the team claims there is actually a historic cultural precedent for the odd exercises. In a quote, Mr. Osakamizu insists that the idea is that "if the team can excel with such sub-par materials, executing wins when the equipment is good should be of little concern."

So it seems that at least for the foreseeable future, Japan will be pinning their hopes on Teenage, Mutant, Ninja Hurdles.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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