Murder–suicide Puns

A list of puns related to "Murder–suicide"

Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........

There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live

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👤︎ u/pizzatron574
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Police officer informs a wife that her husbund has been found drowned in a vat of beer.

The wife said "was it murder"? The officer said "no madam it was suicide" The wife said how" can you tell"? The police said - "On the cctv your husbund climbed out of the vat 5 times for a pee!"

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call it when a bunch of crows kill themselves?

A murder suicide case

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👤︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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What is it called when you steal someone's coffee?

Mugging :D

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👤︎ u/TCall126
📅︎ Sep 25 2015
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Saw a bunch of crows wash up on the beach

Must've been murder suicide

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Need help coming up with a punny Murder Mystery title

I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.

It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?

EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!

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👤︎ u/cptnPluto
📅︎ Apr 17 2013
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