Jonestown Puns

A list of puns related to "Jonestown"

Why should you never tell a joke in Jonestown?

Everyone dies after a punch line.

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👤︎ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why don't people joke about the Jonestown massacre?

The punchline is too long.

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👤︎ u/maddisonheckrn
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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"Ever tasted the Jonestown Kool-Aid?"

Me: dad don't fucking do it!

Dad: you might say its to die for!

Me: God damnit

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👤︎ u/PMmebuttstuff
📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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Why are there no jokes about the Jonestown massacre?

Because the punchline is too long.

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👤︎ u/Neurapraxia
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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I'd tell a Jonestown joke, but

the punchline is too long

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👤︎ u/MisterSquirrel
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Did you hear the joke about Jonestown?

The punchline was really long.

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👤︎ u/dipdipbeantot
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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Why are jokes about jonestown unpopular?

The punchline is always too long.

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👤︎ u/XOIIO
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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I was gonna tell you guys a joke about Jonestown.

But the punchline is too long.

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👤︎ u/IcebergSlim619
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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