and I have eleven kids to prove it.
Dark, isnโt it?
Dark, wasnโt it?
... then you energy.
...it speaks volumes.
So Noah asked them, โWhy arenโt you multiplying?โ
The snakes replied, โWe canโt, weโre adders.โ
Why does she care what kind of toilet paper I use? I can't afford that expensive fancy stuff!
Times Square.
Because theyโre adders...
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recogniseโฆ a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're addersโฆ so we have to use logs."
A dairy product.
There would be mass confusion
Noah let out all the animals. Two by two, they disembarked from the ark.
As Noah breathed a sigh of relief, the two snakes that were on the ark came up.
โNoah, Noah!โ they cried. โCan you get us some logs?โ
Noah, groaning, complied with the request.
Months pass. Noah is making some food in his home when the two snakes he gave logs return with their kids. A lot of them.
They ask, โCan you get us more logs?โ
Noah, clearly pissed, says, โFine. But why the hell do you need logs to reproduce?โ
The dad snake replies, โOh, weโre adders, we need logs to multiply.โ
Donโt mind him. He is just a product of our times.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
WSA
PnC
Math puns make me number
You matter.
Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.
If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
A long time ago. Adam and Eve were the first to multiply.
Multiply.
a 100 meter dash.
Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.
There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.
Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.
I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.
Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...
Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.
Coz they multiply by dividing.
He said he didn't but asked if she had a sister named Subtracty
Because theyโre good at multiplying.
And I asked her how she liked her job.
Her (paraphrased) reply: "I love it, what's great about working with numbers is that there's always a right answer."
Me: "I love it when everything adds up."
Dark, wasnโt it?
Dark, wasnโt it?
Dark, isnโt it?
After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them,โWhy arenโt you multiplying?โ
The snakes replied, โWe canโt, weโre adders.โ
Donโt worry about him. Heโs just a product of our times.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ...
... then you energy.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
Pi * Z * Z * A
