What do you call a laughing motorbike?

A Yamahahaha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Our local priest rides around our town on a motorbike all day.

We just call him Rev.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why did the motorbike fall over?

Two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EranorGreywood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What kind of Motorbike does a comedian ride?

A Yamahahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?

Nope, it wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why did the motorbike go to sleep?

It was two-tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arm3tt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do you get if you cross a joke and a motorbike?

A Yamahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffss10
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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My dad has a gas powered blender with motorbike-style handle bars.

I was at a Yankees vs Royals baseball game. I text my dad to tell him, "They have a promo for tailgating on the jumbotron. They had your blender!" He replies back, "One like mine. I just looked, mine is in the garage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lrnrae
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Flaming Motorbike

So the other day my uncle was riding his '81 Honda, just out for a cruise. And the bike caught on fire. A guy came running up to him and threw him a fire extinguisher. He caught it cause he's a bad ass. Any way after my uncle put out the fire that was melting his bike and burning him. A crowd of about 13 people were gathered around, and he pipes up saying

"Wow, that's one hot bike."

Needless to say no one laughed. He was the only psycho laughing after being on fire minutes before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoonDock_SAINT96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2015
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Just got my wife in a traffic jam

We’re sat in traffic and the car in front has a β€œwatch for motorbikes” bumper sticker on it.

Me: hmmmm watch for motorbikes Wife: suspicious head turn Me: must be one hell of an expensive watch Wife: sigh

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DadHelp wanted: more variants for "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke to amuse kids

Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!

(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)

  • French cow: le moo

  • Backwards cow: oom

  • Upside down cow: woo

  • Sad cow: moo hoo hoo

  • Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo

  • Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo

  • Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)

  • Cow in disguise: Baa

  • Horse in disguise: Moo

  • Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo

  • Inaudible cow:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A2S2020
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My friend from high school became an engineer or something.

He would design vehicles and stuff like no other.

One day he called me and said he had a very special design planned for his next vehicle.

So I asked him: "What's the big design you're working on?"

He said: "Its a secret. You'll find out later."

A few months later, he sends me a picture of this amazing motorbike that's entirely made of wood and nothing else. I called him back and told him I really liked it and if I could ride it.

He replied in a deep and depressing voice: "You can't I'm sorry. I threw it away."

I asked him why he threw away such a masterpiece he worked so hard to make.

He replied: "I tried everything..... But it just wooden start!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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TIL about a college for lumberjacks. I know I'd love to know more about that.

Wooden U ?

(This post made me think of it.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I had a dream I was a muffler last night

Woke up exhausted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I got my friend real good just now

Friend: I’m too tired right now

Me: so like a bike

Friend: no, I’m exhausted

Me: so like a motorbike then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mugshot123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Dad joke in Thailand

In the streets of Bangkok, there were motorbikes with carts on the back for tourists to get around the city called tuk-tuks (pronounced "took-took"). When we were looking for a way to get across the city, my dad, without fail, would proudly say, "Let's take-take a tuk-tuk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McMartian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Dadjoked my dad today, with bread!

So me and my dad were in the kitchen, he was making a sandwich since he is going on all day tomorrow on his motorbike. And as he is buttering the bread seems to just fall apart, due to its bad quality. I say "Is that whole bread?". He is still groaning now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spartaboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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What do you call a laughing motorbike?

Yamahahaha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call a priest on a motorbike?

Rev

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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