Bob Dylan came to my house the day after Daylight Savings and adjusted all of my clocks.
He said the times they were a-changin’.
Bob Dylan bought a watch made of a toilet flush and Bombay Sapphire.
The times they are a chain gin.
Why does Bob Dylan keep a curtain in front of his clock?
Cuz the times they are a' changin!
Why was Bob Dylan knocking on heaven's door?
Because there was Nobel.
Did you hear about the time Bob Dylan did a show in a prison?
It was a captive audience.
What is a psychologist's favorite Bob Dylan Song?
Forever Jung
What does Bob Dylan say during daylight savings time?
The Times They Are a-Changin'
