If you need to find the longest side of a moose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
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What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?

Moose so leany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
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How do you turn a moose into mediterranean food?

Teach it to hum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vainomainen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars...

or they could be charged with a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How did the moose pick his next mate?

A quick game of fuck, fuck, moose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How did mama Moose differentiate between her twin son Moose?

With a Moosetash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
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What do you call a poisonous moose?

Venomoose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeballKid143923
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.

Those damn mooselimbs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you call a moose that crosses the red sea?

Mooses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cringemuffin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What do you call a Moose who doesn’t give out his name?

Anonymoose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-james-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Me: I saw a moose on the way to work this morning.

Dad: How did you know it was on its way to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodunk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What do you call a moose that wants to stay hidden?

An Anonymoose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5SadWhiteGuys
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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What do you call an evil moose with two legs?

Moose-O-Leaney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanseacrust
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What do you call a sleepy moose?

A snooze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you call a moose who suck at everything?

A loose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose...

... and a hippo gnu year.

First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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If the plural of goose is geese then the plural of moose is meese.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Aron_James
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What do you call a depressed moose?

A noose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you call a moose that cares about their privacy?

Anony-moose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2016
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Baby tried to feed a tennis ball to a plush moose...

9 month old is trying to be generous, and puts teething toys (or anything he can grab) in other people's mouths. It's very nice.

He had one of the dog's tennis balls, and tried to put it in this giant stuffed moose's mouth.

Me to wife: "He seems so concerned that it's not eating."

Wife to me: "Well, he hasn't eaten in years."

Me to wife: "He can't eat any more, he's stuffed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surfrock66
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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Chocolate Moose

So once a year my dad throws this moose party, where they serve only moose, which he have caught himself. Well anyways, when i asked him, and my mom what they were serving for desert they looked at each other and giggeld, '' chocolate moose of course'' (chocolate mousse) facepalmed so hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MurtMurt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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