Moon Phase Puns

A list of puns related to "Moon Phase"

My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olafminesaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisc44890
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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How does the moon cut his hair.

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zyzzyva42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Got my wife pretty good last night

Came out of the store and my daughter pointed out the moon. She's learning about moon phases and such in school.

Wife: "Is that a new moon?"

Me: "No... I think we've had that one for awhile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc0mm5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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