Money Dealer Puns

A list of puns related to "Money Dealer"

My catnip dealer wanted his money

He accepted VenMeow

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👤︎ u/piratecheese13
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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In movies laundromats are fronts for gangs and drug dealers because they launder money.
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👤︎ u/upitnow22
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Two drug dealers are laundering money into the bank. Where is it going?

A joint account.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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Yesterday I bought a bright green car...

As I was signing the paperwork, the dealer gave me a sheet about the lemon laws.

Dealer: This is to say you know about the lemon laws, so if the car turns out to be a lemon, you can get all your money back.

My dad: It's not a lemon, it's a lime.

Cue me in hysterics while the dealer gave us a very satisfying confused look.

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👤︎ u/unintendedchaos
📅︎ Nov 09 2014
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Couldn't resist dad-joking my friend.

Friend: My dry cleaner turned out to be a front for drug dealers.

Me: I thought you were supposed to launder money, not dry clean it.

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👤︎ u/AKPhilly1
📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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