What mints taste the worst?
My Father will be releasing a new brand of giant breath mints later this year. He said it will be named after his children!
The 20c making machine at The Mint suddenly stop working for no reason.
It just doesn't make any cents
I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
No room for discourage-mint 💪💪
What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I don’t know, it makes no sense.
I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...
But then it started to make cents.
I just learned how the penny press at the mint works.
It makes cents if you think about it.
mints before sex?
.... call that predickament
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.
I just figured out why I enjoy visiting the mint.
To me, it just makes cents.
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
Just bought some extra strong mints.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.
I planted some encourage mint today
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
I’ll call them pre dick a-mints
I tried these S brand mints, they tasted like ass.
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?
They make a lot of money.
What are these blue mint things? Aaaah!
What kind of breath mint can help you get a lot of xoxo?
I was on a tour of the mint, and at first, I was very confused.
But as the guide explained, it started making cents.
Mints anyone
My dad asked me if I heard about the guy who invented lifesavers.
He said that the guy made a mint
The Royal Australian Mint has game
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
why do many places give you a mint after dinner?
it could be your last meal and test a mint!
Here's Your Daily Dose Of Encourage Mint!
I can't believe how high the US mint's budget is.
But I guess you have to spend money to make money
Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?
They’re a breath of fresh air.
I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...
... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.
I’ve kept the same mints in my pocket for as long as I can remember.
The US mint wants to stop making pennies because it costs more to make than the returns...
That wouldn't make cents.
Why was the mint jelly nervous?
Because it was always on the lamb
Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
I'm selling a used mint pack...
It's still in mint condition though if you're interested...
What kind of mint do you give to someone you just met?
I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
My girlfriend and I bonded over our love of mints. It's like we are
Did you just turn into a mint?
Because now you're making cents!
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