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A list of puns related to "Mint (candy)"
Those are judge mints
They're all in mint condition.
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
They were all in mint condition
He calls them “in vest mints”.
He mint well.
They're in mint condition.
After all, they're in mint condition...
So this girl I’ve been seeing for a while was at my place. She made a comment about how difficult a dogs life must be... I said “yea, it’s a rough life!” And proceeded to make three or four mor dog puns.
She walks to the Christmas tree, grabs a candy cane and throws it at me (all with a straight face).
Thinking she was mad, I asked what that was for.
She looks up, smiles, and says “It was your punish-mint.”
My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
Daughter: Dad, can I have an After Eight? (A thin chocolate mint candy) Me: (Snaps one in two) It's only 4:05, you'd better have half. Daughter: (Evil eye)
They were all in mint condition
They're in mint condition.
Last I knew, they were all in mint condition
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