Altoids Puns

A list of puns related to "Altoids"

Did you hear about the guy who invented altoids?

He made a mint.

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👤︎ u/Imholt11
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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My friend found an old box of Altoids in his attic, and he is selling it for $200.

It was worth more in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I'm selling an old tin of Altoids online,

and listing it's condition as "mint-in-box."

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👤︎ u/CoderJoe1
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...

He claimed it kept them in mint condition

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👤︎ u/Lord_Ardmore
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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Did you hear about the tic tac and the altoid that fell in love?

They were mint for each other

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👤︎ u/little_shop_of_hoors
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call an Altoid that loves word play?

A punishment

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👤︎ u/Wigglyquigley
📅︎ Sep 17 2017
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What do you call a box of Altoids in the pocket of a sleeveless jacket?

Investments

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👤︎ u/BearGuru
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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Altoids imgur.com/UIKYQ
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👤︎ u/The_Commander
📅︎ Mar 02 2012
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Dad just dropped this in the car with my fiancé.

So I'm visiting my dad in Maryland with my fiancé. We're all in the car driving while discussing Altoids.

Dad: "Altoids are delicious!"

Fiancé: "No they're not, they make my stomach hurt. You're wrong."

Dad: "I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong."

Good one, dad.

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👤︎ u/vertecadence
📅︎ Sep 06 2014
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