A list of puns related to "Milking"
Because the cow has the udder
I thought, thatβs weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess thatβs what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
Cuz the Cow's got the udder!
A Cowculator.
It makes them easy to Moooo've
Because of the dairy air
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Because the cow has the udder.
(My dad just pulled this one out on us.)
The cow has the udder one. (Knee slap)
While preparing for bed at 12:30am, March 1st, he says, "Man, I'm so exhausted. I haven't slept ALL month!"
Also last night, "You must be thirsty. You haven't had anything to drink ALL month!"
It's been going on like this ALL month. Thank God this day is almost over.
But ya know what they say, in one ear, out the udder
As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cow's ear.
A little while later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer says
"Hmm, in one ear, out the udder"
Because it would fall over if it only had two.
Because the cow has the utter
Because the cow's got the udder!
Because the cow has the utter
The cow has the udder.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Cause the cow has the udder.
Because the cow has the udder (other).
Because the cow has the udder.
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