Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.

I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.

Edit: corrected an udder failure.

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Why do cow milking stools have only 3 legs?

Cuz the Cow's got the udder!

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What do you get when you cross a milking animal and a mathematical device?

A Cowculator.

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Milking it for it's worth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
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Milking stools have a handle

It makes them easy to Moooo've

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Why does a cow-milking farm smell so bad?

Because of the dairy air

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My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

(My dad just pulled this one out on us.)

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Why does a stool for milking cows only have three legs?

The cow has the udder one. (Knee slap)

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These cows are really milking the shade. Utterly ridiculous.
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My Boyfriend has been milking the fact that it's the 1st of the month

While preparing for bed at 12:30am, March 1st, he says, "Man, I'm so exhausted. I haven't slept ALL month!"

Also last night, "You must be thirsty. You haven't had anything to drink ALL month!"

It's been going on like this ALL month. Thank God this day is almost over.

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Did I ever tell you about the guy milking a cow? A fly flew into the cow’s ear, and a few seconds later, him milked out the fly!

But ya know what they say, in one ear, out the udder

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A farmer is milking a cow

As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cow's ear.

A little while later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer says

"Hmm, in one ear, out the udder"

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Why do milking stools have three legs (version 2)

Because it would fall over if it only had two.

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Why does milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the utter

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow's got the udder!

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the utter

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Why does a milking chair only have three legs?

The cow has the udder.

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My friend lost his cow milking job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behavior.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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Why does a milking chair only have three legs?

Cause the cow has the udder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
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Why did milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder (other).

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Do you know why milking stools have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

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