Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.

I thought "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I was sitting in a bar when a man walked in and proceeded to throw some milk, yoghurt and cheese at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo-24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My dad went to the store to buy milk, i said β€œsure, old man” and he said β€œim not good at comebacks”

I never saw him again

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do call a racist man without feet fingers that is allergic to milk.

Lactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samarpaul77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Man, Cashier, and 2 cartons of milk...

A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synth131
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayBookBoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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A man threw cheese at me and I thought that’s not mature of him. He came along again and this time he threw a pint of milk at me. HOW DAIRY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My old man always thought he was hilarious in the supermarket; whenever the cashier asked β€œwould he would like the milk in a bag”

He would reply, β€œNo, just leave it in the carton”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Went to the grocery store and some man threw butter and milk at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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a man dives in bowl of milk

man cereal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conehead_Carrot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I saw a man throwing milk and cheese about in my local Tesco.

I just thought to myself "how dairy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nearly_Mental
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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A man keeps throwing yogurt and milk at my house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heisenberg_2505
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Man, I love milk.

Calcium? More like calci-YUM, am I right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LgomaFxdou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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What do you call a gay milk man?

Dairy Queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_daddy_J_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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So a man walks into a diner and says to the waiter β€œI’ll take a cup of coffee with no creamer.” And then the waiter says β€œSorry sir, we’re out of creamer. Can I get you a cup of coffee with no milk?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Man Assaulted with Milk youtube.com/watch?v=-4wHg…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CRobski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Once a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPoon23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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A man robbed me with milk and cream today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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A man robbed me with milk and cream today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Once upon a time a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miyashinzki
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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A man just attacked me with cheese and milk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryuushinng
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Yesterday a man attacked me with milk and cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thomo_29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattlg94
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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A man threw milk at me today

I said how dairy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_YOUR_LEG0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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A man attacked me with cheese and milk today

How dairy?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuySeth00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Yesterday a man attacked me with milk and cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thomo_29
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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A man threw a milk bottle at me today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lee_Hey_pat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjkdash12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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A man assaulted me with butter, cream, and milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyOldPalM8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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A man attacked me with cheese, cream, and milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditjwh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese! How dairy!
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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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I was assaulted by a man with milk, cream and butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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A man just attacked me with milk and cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoxstuntin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmZakk
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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A man on the street threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me

I thought, "how dairy!"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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What do you call a milk man in high heels?

Dairy Queen...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabrielc0208
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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