Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I was sitting in a bar when a man walked in and proceeded to throw some milk, yoghurt and cheese at me
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My dad went to the store to buy milk, i said βsure, old manβ and he said βim not good at comebacksβ
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do call a racist man without feet fingers that is allergic to milk.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Man, Cashier, and 2 cartons of milk...
A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."
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︎ Nov 30 2019
I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
A man threw cheese at me and I thought thatβs not mature of him. He came along again and this time he threw a pint of milk at me. HOW DAIRY
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︎ Nov 12 2019
My old man always thought he was hilarious in the supermarket; whenever the cashier asked βwould he would like the milk in a bagβ
He would reply, βNo, just leave it in the cartonβ
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︎ Apr 23 2019
Went to the grocery store and some man threw butter and milk at me.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
a man dives in bowl of milk
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I saw a man throwing milk and cheese about in my local Tesco.
I just thought to myself "how dairy"
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︎ May 24 2019
A man keeps throwing yogurt and milk at my house.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
Man, I love milk.
Calcium? More like calci-YUM, am I right?
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︎ Aug 07 2018
What do you call a gay milk man?
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︎ Dec 19 2017
So a man walks into a diner and says to the waiter βIβll take a cup of coffee with no creamer.β And then the waiter says βSorry sir, weβre out of creamer. Can I get you a cup of coffee with no milk?β
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︎ Nov 13 2017
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︎ Jan 27 2017
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Once a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
A man robbed me with milk and cream today
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︎ Mar 21 2019
A man robbed me with milk and cream today.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Once upon a time a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.
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︎ May 16 2019
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk!
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Yesterday a man attacked me with milk and cheese
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︎ Dec 09 2018
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
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︎ Apr 03 2018
A man threw milk at me today
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︎ Nov 08 2018
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter.
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︎ Aug 21 2016
A man attacked me with cheese and milk today
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Yesterday a man attacked me with milk and cheese
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︎ Feb 07 2018
A man threw a milk bottle at me today
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︎ Jan 06 2018
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
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︎ Sep 13 2018
A man assaulted me with butter, cream, and milk.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
A man attacked me with cheese, cream, and milk.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
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︎ Nov 26 2016
A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese! How dairy!
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︎ May 26 2017
I was assaulted by a man with milk, cream and butter
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︎ Feb 24 2018
A man just attacked me with milk and cheese.
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︎ Mar 23 2018
A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese!
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︎ May 20 2015
A man on the street threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me
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︎ Mar 13 2017
What do you call a milk man in high heels?
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︎ Jul 25 2017
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