My wife left me cause Im too insecure

Never mind she was just at the grocery store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bribonzuelo92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My dad didn't laugh so hopefully you'll enjoy.

Chatting on the phone with my dad while he was at work.

Dad "I've got a light on my helmet so I look like a miner"

Me "No, I would say you look about 40"

Not even a chuckle from him πŸ˜’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1TZILLA1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Why is milk the fastest thing ever?

Because it’s pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetsdothisEpic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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