What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.

A cycle path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_breeding
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He shouts, β€œA beer please! And one for the road!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I feel bad for children of gay parents

They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of β€œask your mother”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Son: β€œDad, why do you keep telling dad jokes?”

Son: β€œDad, why do you keep telling dad jokes”

Dad: β€œwell you see son, once you become a dad, you’re stuck in an endless cycle of working from dusk to dawn to pay your mortgage and bills. There’s no more sex or passion with your mom. Dad jokes are my one attempt to keep humor in my life”

Son: β€œBut Dad, you can β€”β€œ

Dad: β€œyou could say I’m β€œDad” inside” weeps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
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