What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.

A cycle path.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He shouts, “A beer please! And one for the road!”

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I feel bad for children of gay parents

They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.

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Son: “Dad, why do you keep telling dad jokes?”

Son: “Dad, why do you keep telling dad jokes”

Dad: “well you see son, once you become a dad, you’re stuck in an endless cycle of working from dusk to dawn to pay your mortgage and bills. There’s no more sex or passion with your mom. Dad jokes are my one attempt to keep humor in my life”

Son: “But Dad, you can —“

Dad: “you could say I’m “Dad” inside” weeps

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