What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.

A cycle path.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tim_breeding
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kdlaz
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He shouts, โ€œA beer please! And one for the road!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
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I feel bad for children of gay parents

They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of โ€œask your motherโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Son: โ€œDad, why do you keep telling dad jokes?โ€

Son: โ€œDad, why do you keep telling dad jokesโ€

Dad: โ€œwell you see son, once you become a dad, youโ€™re stuck in an endless cycle of working from dusk to dawn to pay your mortgage and bills. Thereโ€™s no more sex or passion with your mom. Dad jokes are my one attempt to keep humor in my lifeโ€

Son: โ€œBut Dad, you can โ€”โ€œ

Dad: โ€œyou could say Iโ€™m โ€œDadโ€ insideโ€ weeps

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