Where are "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made?
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
I only judge men that are tall
I guess you could say I’m judgemental
Why do bald men like teepees?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Did you know garbage men don't get any training?
They just pick things up as they go along.
3 men were in a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they threw one overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?
Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"
How many hoarse men of the apocalypse are there?
Four... roughly speaking.
"I caught two men in balaclavas breaking into my house last night," said my friend. "But they got away sadly."
"How do you know they were sad if they were wearing balaclavas?" I asked.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
If ladies have ladyfingers, then men will have
Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,
Women and men are not alike
What do Australians call lazy English men
Are men and women the same?
No, there's a vas deferens
What did the gardener say to the two men who were fighting?
Why are Jewish men so good at making beer...
Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
I’ve waited five days and tried three times to post, Two men walk into a bar
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?
What do men wear in a Texas synagogue?
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
There’s two old men sitting on their front porch when a dog comes up and starts licking it’s junk
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.
Why do the Norwegian navy men have barcodes on them?
So they can Scandanavian.
I got a part time job kissing both women and men
It's not much but it's getting me bi
Where do men in Southeast Asia go to buy neckwear?
Why don’t cheap men like buying wigs?
Because it would be obvious that have Toupee.
How rich are garbage men?
Two men were caught in a severe storm
John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank
“Jesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
“For Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
3 blind men walk into a bar.
They say, "Ow," because they walked into a bar.
Men with tattoos used to make people nervous...
Now they make them lattes.
Lancelot: Men, this is a project where we all need to work together.
Arthur: Unite?
Lancelot: Yes I am.
What's a state where the men don't know anything?
Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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