There are 3 men on a boat.
Each has a cigarette, but nothing to light it with.
So one man throws his cigarette into the water, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Where are "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made?
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
If Shrek were attracted to men and women, he’d be bishrexual.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?
For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts
Why do bald men like teepees?
I only judge men that are tall
I guess you could say I’m judgemental
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Did you know garbage men don't get any training?
They just pick things up as they go along.
After she cancelled several dates with me, I told my crush she should start dating wheelchair-bound men…
because she’s really good at standing guys up.
You know, the anatomy of men and women are not the same.
You can say there is a vas deferens.
Why do most men refuse to shave their beard?
Because it has grown on them.
As we were walking down the driveway with the cans, I asked my son, "Did you know there’s no official training for garbage men?" Rolling his eyes, he responded, "No, no I didn't." I continued...
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
There are lesser known biological differences between men and women.
There's actually a vas deferens.
Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?
Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"
"I caught two men in balaclavas breaking into my house last night," said my friend. "But they got away sadly."
"How do you know they were sad if they were wearing balaclavas?" I asked.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
How many hoarse men of the apocalypse are there?
Four... roughly speaking.
Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
If ladies have ladyfingers, then men will have
Women and men are not alike
Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,
What did the gardener say to the two men who were fighting?
What do Australians call lazy English men
Why are Jewish men so good at making beer...
I’ve waited five days and tried three times to post, Two men walk into a bar
There’s two old men sitting on their front porch when a dog comes up and starts licking it’s junk
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?
What do men wear in a Texas synagogue?
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
I got a part time job kissing both women and men
It's not much but it's getting me bi
Why do the Norwegian navy men have barcodes on them?
So they can Scandanavian.
Where do men in Southeast Asia go to buy neckwear?
How do you call that two-wheeler that equally loves men and women?
How rich are garbage men?
Why don’t cheap men like buying wigs?
Because it would be obvious that have Toupee.
3 men were in a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they threw one overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
Are men and women the same?
No, there's a vas deferens
3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
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