What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
If Shrek were attracted to men and women, he’d be bishrexual.
Why are some women lesbian?
Because they have a nut allergy (this is entirely a joke).
Women are like the ocean. Vast,deep, and beautiful...
And once a month... It’s shark week.
Trans women working for google
Women were not allowed inside the temple...
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
How often are women grumpy and irritable ?
There are lesser known biological differences between men and women.
There's actually a vas deferens.
What do you call the act of rummaging around in a purse by a warthog that is good at talking to women?
What's a meme all women wear?
Women and men are not alike
I don't think women should be allowed to have kids after 40
40 kids is way too much by any standard
Most of the attractive, single women I meet, are divorced...
There's just no reason for women to behave the way they do when they're on their period....
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...
...I have to leave Home Depot.
I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?
He suggested, the cash machine .
Two women were sharing the same ID card
I like my women like a pile of Lowe’s precut studs:
Cheap, stacked and knotty
A women gave birth in the car
Her husband named the kid Carson
What do you call a women who's good at fishing?
A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean.
I got a part time job kissing both women and men
It's not much but it's getting me bi
How do pirates like their women?
I’m not sure why people refer to women’s privates as a flower
I was going to smoke a cigar on International Women’s Day
I had a cigarette instead
Women should not have babies after 40.
Did you hear about the guy who only dated women named Esther, sometimes more than one at a time?
He identified as poly-Esther
More women should officiate sports.
They are so good at pointing out everything men do wrong already.
"Alexander, why am I such a failure with women?"
According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
It’s a mail dominated industry.
Shoutout to all the women from rap videos
Who are currently twerking from home.
Women convicts aren't released before they menstruate
This way, there's a period at the end of the sentence.
Yesterday, 4 women asked me out
I entered the wrong restroom
Why do women like getting married?
It has a nice ring to it.
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
A women was getting petrol at a petrol station and spilt some on her arm.
She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.
Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"
Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?
Because of their Auntie-bodies
Chad asks his friend, "What would happen if all the women in the world disappeared?"
His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."
Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks.
The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow."
"Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says.
The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof."
"That's just a sack of puppies" they say.
The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
I read a study that sailing in Finland is mostly done by women
If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
Are men and women the same?
No, there's a vas deferens
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