When Michael Jackson was alive he was so certain he identified as a male....

...he went by the pronoun he/he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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In my will, I’ve made it clear that I’m leaving my ranch and all the beef cattle on it to my male children. They will just have to rename the ranch β€˜Focus’...

That’s the place where the sons raise meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.

One to cook and one to clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.

He took a leek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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In a dream I was being chased by a trillion male cows...

...it was terabull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BXCellent
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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How can you tell the difference between male & female ants

Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Father-o5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What’s the difference between a female basket and a male basket?

Basketballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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If a male person bursts into laughter...

... can he then be accused of manslaughter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blan_Uator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs

dyson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you call a male milk maid?

An utter gentleman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keyrover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why do male llamas go to a therapist?

Their women are such llama queens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?

'Thanks to ewe...'

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome

Theyre calling it "Son-Block"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A person can be alpha male or a beta male but

Hulk is always a gamma male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dad-of-luke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?

The male cow only has one teet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkichline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon,

then owl be a monkey's uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iceman838
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My son asked me what a male puppy is called

I told him there called son’s of bitches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memey-boi099
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call an invisible mom who was assigned male at birth?

Transparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreativeBake7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.

I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuusizaari15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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So we have alpha males, beta males

why can't we have phi males?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkWarrior703
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?

A dictatorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegregslife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.

What's good for the goose, I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do doctors call the procedure to turn a female to male?

Sir-gery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiceNiqqa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Did you know male bees die after having sex?

They call it the β€œhoney nut cheerio”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why was the laughing experiment for males only?

Because the scientists needed a test tickle to start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcuraF1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Do fisherman only catch male tunas?

Or do they also catch Ah-she’s?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.

They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?

Iron.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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How do you say goodbye to your two male kids?

Bison.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call a male witch?

Mitch

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?

Em-bro-yos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudgeeeee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?

Gender Rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Record_layer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Being a pubescent male is hard.

Pun intended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roksforbrains
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?

Stagnation

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?

Cinnamon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UhHowAboutN0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual

It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Why do male ants float in water ?

Because they are boy-ant

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