When Michael Jackson was alive he was so certain he identified as a male....
...he went by the pronoun he/he
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There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
In my will, Iβve made it clear that Iβm leaving my ranch and all the beef cattle on it to my male children. They will just have to rename the ranch βFocusβ...
Thatβs the place where the sons raise meat.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
In a dream I was being chased by a trillion male cows...
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︎ Jan 31 2021
How can you tell the difference between male & female ants
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Whatβs the difference between a female basket and a male basket?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
If a male person bursts into laughter...
... can he then be accused of manslaughter?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
what vacuum cleaner has no male heirs
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you call a male milk maid?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why do male llamas go to a therapist?
Their women are such llama queens.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A person can be alpha male or a beta male but
Hulk is always a gamma male
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︎ Nov 25 2020
The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?
The male cow only has one teet.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon,
then owl be a monkey's uncle.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My son asked me what a male puppy is called
I told him there called sonβs of bitches
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call an invisible mom who was assigned male at birth?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.
I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
So we have alpha males, beta males
why can't we have phi males?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do doctors call the procedure to turn a female to male?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Did you know male bees die after having sex?
They call it the βhoney nut cheerioβ.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why was the laughing experiment for males only?
Because the scientists needed a test tickle to start.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
TIL Older forms of English kept Latinβs gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Do fisherman only catch male tunas?
Or do they also catch Ah-sheβs?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
How do you say goodbye to your two male kids?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do you call a male witch?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Being a pubescent male is hard.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why do male ants float in water ?
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