what did the Indian chip say to the melted cheese at the dance party?

Let’s Nacho!

nacho= dance in Hindi!

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What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?

MAST DESTRUCTION!!!I'll see sea myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2022
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The ship is from Japan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Riding in car with hubby and 80-yo mom; mom asks why the US flag at Mickey Ds is…

…half staff. Without missing a beat, hubby says its because the ice cream machine is down. I facepalm as my mom asks when that became a thing. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viola_monkey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2022
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I am starting a yacht-building company in my attic

I’m expecting my sails to go through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?

Because they're all de-seas'd animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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We were going through the car wash and the guy removed our antenna and handed it to us.

I asked my wife "who was that mast man!"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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They say piracy is destroying the music industry...

... but I don't buy it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmanofdoom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2013
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The 2020 boating expo was crazy

It was mast hysteria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I got a new flag at the hardware store yesterday

It’s one of those you push in the ground on your lawn. When I put it in (that’s what she said), I remembered that flags are being flown at half mast.

So I pushed it in a little farther.

No one laughed harder about that than I did at the time and I just wanted to share with you all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ktulu92
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...

He's my mast-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Who has the best place on a sailing ship?

The mast, because it has the pole-position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyK1w1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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This boat is beautiful.

You could say it was Mast-erfully crafted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattGarrison1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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I’m selling boats out of my attic

And my Sails are through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllEliteAdvantage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2022
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