Dad just dropped this in the car with my fiancé.

So I'm visiting my dad in Maryland with my fiancé. We're all in the car driving while discussing Altoids.

Dad: "Altoids are delicious!"

Fiancé: "No they're not, they make my stomach hurt. You're wrong."

Dad: "I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong."

Good one, dad.

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Proud of my daughter

We were eating dinner at a local crab restaurant in Maryland when the baby at the table next to us started crying. My 8 year old looked at me and asked "daddy, do you think that baby is crabby?"

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Maryland travel slogan

As part of a school assignment about the 13 American colonies, my son was supposed to create a travel slogan for one of them. I suggested "Maryland: How Do You Like Them Annapolis?" I thought it was better than he and my wife acted.

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