A list of puns related to "Maryland, My Maryland"
So I'm visiting my dad in Maryland with my fiancé. We're all in the car driving while discussing Altoids.
Dad: "Altoids are delicious!"
Fiancé: "No they're not, they make my stomach hurt. You're wrong."
Dad: "I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong."
Good one, dad.
We were eating dinner at a local crab restaurant in Maryland when the baby at the table next to us started crying. My 8 year old looked at me and asked "daddy, do you think that baby is crabby?"
As part of a school assignment about the 13 American colonies, my son was supposed to create a travel slogan for one of them. I suggested "Maryland: How Do You Like Them Annapolis?" I thought it was better than he and my wife acted.
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