Mars Planet Puns

A list of puns related to "Mars Planet"

The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...

The whole mission must be scrubbed.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he wanted space

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

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👤︎ u/shaa_virus
📅︎ May 17 2021
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How does Nasa organize a party?

They planet.

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👤︎ u/opum123
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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Dad dropped this on me while watching Transformers

Dad: Did you know there is actually a planet that we know of that is solely inhabited robots?

Me: What are you talking about?

Dad: Mars

Me: .......

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👤︎ u/UCFSTORMTROOPER
📅︎ Mar 21 2016
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Friend's dad commented on my dad's Facebook post

My dad posted a picture on Facebook, which was just the following text:

> "Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate!"

My friend's dad comments:

>"What about Mars?"

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👤︎ u/ationsong
📅︎ Dec 11 2013
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A dad joke of astronomical proportion

A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.

Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"

Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".

Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"

Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."

Me: "Uranus?"

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👤︎ u/dangoodspeed
📅︎ Jun 26 2015
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