“thank you for your cervix.”
He was protesting against violins in schools.
Ju-ly
Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?
It's the first dais of Spring!
How did you know the basketball game was in trouble?
Because it was in timeout!
Was Julius Cesar the first Holey Roman emperor?
Ate two, Brute.
They absolutely killed it.
From march to September said the man
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
Man : *immediately starts marching around the room and says "so can you tell me now?"
A receding hare line
What’s a foot’s favorite month? March
My six-year-old son made that up.
I don’t know how I feel about this
Yes, they Dis-Banded.
It's a conundrum!
1: I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. 2: Can February March? No, but April May. 3: I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4: Never trust an atom, they make up everything! 5: I made a pun about the wind but it blows. 6: I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! 7: What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee! 8: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink! 9: I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
because of the sand which is there.
So I started marching and asked her again.
She has March Madness
I must march fourth.
A receding hare line.
