My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:
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I got a mail saying that I won a million dollars because I could read Maps backwards
I thought to myself, "That's just Spam".
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︎ Feb 14 2021
For years I was searching for a book with all kind of maps.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Google Maps: Your route may be affected by winter storm Uri.
I hope youβre not in a Uri.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like weβll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Did you hear about the man who memorized all the symbols on a map?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
This year for Christmas, im going to buy a map for Chris Rea ...
He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986
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︎ Dec 20 2020
The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I've been searching in this map for the past hour...
And I can't seem to find country music.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call a reptile with a map?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why couldn't the man locate the bazaar on the map?
Because he forgot to market
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps
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︎ Jun 08 2020
"Chris is really good at explaining maps, isn't he!"
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︎ May 08 2020
What happened to the guy that sold land mines shaped like prayer maps?
The prophets were through the roof
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︎ Dec 08 2019
I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
I hate google maps sometimes
It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness
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︎ Oct 12 2019
To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Is a place that stores maps called...
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Did you hear about the book of maps that just didn't care?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!
It was a relief when I found it.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]
http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery
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︎ Mar 08 2015
If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...
Don't open it, It's just spam
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
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︎ Aug 16 2019
After finishing making the first map of the world, the guy exclaimed...
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?
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︎ Feb 06 2019
As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.
But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.
It's the first annual Cowtography competition.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
So my son got into my map and paint collections today....
So he painted the whole town red.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Why could the man not find his map?
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︎ Mar 29 2019
My Uncle got a scratch off map for his birthday.
As he was walking it over to his car he said βbe careful guys πΆ Iβve got the whole world in my handsπΆβ
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Iβm a map guy - big fan. If youβre not into maps, then get lost.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can βread maps backwardsβ and I thought
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ May 31 2020
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Mar 21 2018
Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...
I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can βread maps backwardsβ and I thought
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Jul 13 2018
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....
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︎ Sep 19 2019
I got an email on how to read maps backwards
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︎ Aug 04 2019
Someone sent me an e-mail saying Google Maps can read maps backwards
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︎ Apr 13 2019
I recently got an email from Google Earth saying βwe can read maps backwards!β
I thought, well thatβs just spam
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