My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:

"Road Block"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jenniferwillow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I got a mail saying that I won a million dollars because I could read Maps backwards

I thought to myself, "That's just Spam".

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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For years I was searching for a book with all kind of maps.

Atlas, I found it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Google Maps: Your route may be affected by winter storm Uri.

I hope you’re not in a Uri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen

I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."

Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mac_OrchardYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.

Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Did you hear about the man who memorized all the symbols on a map?

He was a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanitysaint
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...

It was a relief map.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/widowwarmer1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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This year for Christmas, im going to buy a map for Chris Rea ...

He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endmepleasehhh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolytroposJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I've been searching in this map for the past hour...

And I can't seem to find country music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotWilbury
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call a reptile with a map?

A navi-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diny_Tick1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?

He saw a Turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why couldn't the man locate the bazaar on the map?

Because he forgot to market

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.

Now I know where we stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps

A mapsochist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongGundam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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"Chris is really good at explaining maps, isn't he!"

"Yeah, he's a legend."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What happened to the guy that sold land mines shaped like prayer maps?

The prophets were through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.

It's a legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I hate google maps sometimes

It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerio13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

Hi Penis, I’m Dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.

You are a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Is a place that stores maps called...

a wherehouse?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolutedisgrace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Did you hear about the book of maps that just didn't care?

The Atlas Shrugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!

It was a relief when I found it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]

http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...

Don't open it, It's just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojabean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/averagepenisman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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After finishing making the first map of the world, the guy exclaimed...

"Atlas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEraser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?

Rambo Road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesklein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.

But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whudaboutit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.

It's the first annual Cowtography competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBoneMKE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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So my son got into my map and paint collections today....

So he painted the whole town red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creightongw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Why could the man not find his map?

Because he lost his map

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawgit11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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My Uncle got a scratch off map for his birthday.

As he was walking it over to his car he said β€œbe careful guys 🎢 I’ve got the whole world in my handsπŸŽΆβ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesterine17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I’m a map guy - big fan. If you’re not into maps, then get lost.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahnatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...

I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mh-98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...

"That's just spam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....

That's just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I got an email on how to read maps backwards

It turned out to be spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connornel18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Someone sent me an e-mail saying Google Maps can read maps backwards

It’s obviously spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homeless_Hamster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I recently got an email from Google Earth saying β€œwe can read maps backwards!”

I thought, well that’s just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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