Why can't the devil make money off of Youtube?

Because he keeps getting demonetized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.

It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock.

Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What sound did the piano make when it was thrown off the barracks roof?

A flat major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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My daughter asked if she could cut the hair off of one of her barbies to make a boy barbie.

I said "You Ken if you want to."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clowncar83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...

He re-Poe-ed them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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My dad said jerking off will make you go blind.

Hey dad, why are you telling that mannequin not to jerk off?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gointobeathell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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My little brother fell off of a toy ambulance and started to cry then someone makes a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTheTeddy
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I was about to make a pun about Planes but then i realised it would never take off

If you've seen this pun before i didn't copy it, it is Just an easy pun to think of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuripelkmans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing

https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg

I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread..

They're naan-profit organizations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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So I entered my snail in to a race, but I took his shell off to make him faster.

It ended up making him sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsneedtokno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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So I told my son to make sure the counter was flat so nothing would fall off.

I went to double check his work and he was wrong on so many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flamegator_Tamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Why does airport security make you take your shoes off sometimes and not others?

To keep you on your toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brophyg4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Don't make me take off my belt, son!

Because my pants would fall down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2016
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Why does TSA make you take off your jacket at airport security?

To stop arms smuggling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/727Super27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2015
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Caught my Mom off guard tonight with a primo dadjoke. Maybe I'll make an okay Dad one day after all...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoahTresSuave
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2013
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trispir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...

Just made it a bit sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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