Magnitudes Puns

A list of puns related to "Magnitudes"

There was an 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Mexico

Only Juan died

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👤︎ u/SlowKermit
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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Seismologists predict a 9.2 magnitude earthquake will hit the Horn of Africa region.

It will really shake Djibouti.

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👤︎ u/Historyguy1
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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What did one person say to another in the case of an earthquake?

"I don't think you understand the magnitude of the situation were in"

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👤︎ u/ki11ah75
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “One beer for me, and 10 beers each for all my friends!”

Bartender: Now that’s an order of magnitude!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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A man walks into a bar...

and says "I will have 10 times as may drinks as everyone else here!" "My goodness, dear sir!" Replies the bartender "that certainly is an... ORDER OF MAGNITUDE"

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👤︎ u/Jacobaker1313
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer and two plates of tapas.

Another man walked into the bar and ordered 10 beers and 20 plates of tapas. The barman said, "That's an order of magnitude!"

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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A mathematician walks into a bar, asks for a beer for himself, and then 10 beers for everyone else there.

The bartender says, “Wow! That’s a different order of magnitude.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “A drink for me, and 10 drinks each for everyone else!”

The bartender says, “That’s an order of magnitude!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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