Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!
It's our Moo-LAN party!
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakespeare
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said
Sorry, My fault
When I was in the army, our captain told us to dress as water dwelling birds, make quaking noises and just recline lazily in order to blend into the environment. But I doubted how effective that would be.
I was sure we’d be sitting ducks.
What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?
Milkshakes
I like to send unsolicited duck pics to my SO(x-post /r/pics)
If The Rock walked in on someone having a baby during San Andreas movie
He would've said, "so you're having a birth-quake?"
Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.
Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"
Dad: "The earth is quaking".
Mum: "Sigh".
What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another tectonic plate?
Sorry, that's my fault.
