Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!

It's our Moo-LAN party!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?

Shakespeare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2035502855jr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What’s a duck’s favourite drug?

Quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaunUgLee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My brain is quaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gigavern
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What does Earth get on Earth day ?

A birthday quake !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshawshank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said

Sorry, My fault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WDizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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When I was in the army, our captain told us to dress as water dwelling birds, make quaking noises and just recline lazily in order to blend into the environment. But I doubted how effective that would be.

I was sure we’d be sitting ducks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwicanary
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?

Milkshakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pnohgi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I like to send unsolicited duck pics to my SO(x-post /r/pics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2015
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If The Rock walked in on someone having a baby during San Andreas movie

He would've said, "so you're having a birth-quake?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron1312
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.

Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"

Dad: "The earth is quaking".

Mum: "Sigh".

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another tectonic plate?

Sorry, that's my fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detivninu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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