The Quakes Puns

A list of puns related to "The Quakes"

What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/2035502855jr
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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When I was in the army, our captain told us to dress as water dwelling birds, make quaking noises and just recline lazily in order to blend into the environment. But I doubted how effective that would be.

I was sure we’d be sitting ducks.

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👤︎ u/Kiwicanary
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.

Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"

Dad: "The earth is quaking".

Mum: "Sigh".

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👤︎ u/CaptainDickfingers
📅︎ Apr 26 2015
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