Why did the caveman musician like to play during landslides?
Cause it was a real rock concert
Huge missed opportunity that landslides aren’t called “gravelanches.”
When the gubernatorial candidate was killed by a boulder, his only opponent won the election by a landslide.
I asked people what their favourite natural disaster was...
Avalanches won by a landslide.
What would Fleetwood Mac get insurance for?
Landslides
Did you hear about the election in the mountains?
It was a landslide
So if Dwyane Johnson actually runs for president,
He'll win by a landslide
Brothers a geologist
Bro: I'm at a landslide convention in Seattle
Me: Is it.... moving?!
groan felt from across the country
