Mages Puns

A list of puns related to "Mages"

What city has the most mages per capita?

Manaheim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dijburger
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2015
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What is the mage's equivalent of mano a mano combat?

Mana a mana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsProfOak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?

A skeleton key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireKTN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do you call a female earth mage

A sandwitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CableTV112
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call a mage named ian?

A Magician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vuyfogifux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a mage who controls cats?

A nekomancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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A mage who uses love magic is called a

Romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenreal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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How did the mage learn French?

With his Robes of Conjugation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modernised
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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As he grew older, my friend Ian lost his magic.

He used to be a magician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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My doc seems to think I either have a wizard or orthopedic footwear...

He said I have mage or healthy shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir-Danksalot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call a destructive wizard?

Da mage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrZxAlan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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