Need about 6 womr-wizard pun names!
Hello! so I am terribly uncreative, and turn to you genius folks here at /r/puns for advice with a few names involving wizards, magic, and worms! Thank you for taking the time to read this and offer advice!
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︎ Feb 02 2016
Why did the wizardβs wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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︎ Dec 31 2020
In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.
A regular bard-ershop quartet.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Policeman: What's your name? Me: The Wizard of Oz. Policeman: What's your full name?
Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, βAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I donβt know what to do!β Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...heβs really a big lyre.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What wizard can see you?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What does a condiment wizard perform?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What do you call a wizard who can make toasted sandwiches?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
You think musical wizards are weird?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Don't let the Wizard negotiate!
Fireball is bad diplomacy, it just inflames the situation.
Just one example from my second ever video, 50 D&D puns! I am super new and super small, so every view is valuable to me!
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What did the wizard get at the shop?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What do you call a dead wizard
A spelleton
My family didn't appreciate my joke so hopefully someone does
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What would Mr. Burns say if he were a wizard?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What is a bad wizardβs favourite computer program?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My doc seems to think I either have a wizard or orthopedic footwear...
He said I have mage or healthy shoes.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
A wizard dad became concerned that whenever his son went to the bathroom, he wasn't giving himself privacy.
One day, the dad went to use the bathroom, thinking it was unused. There was a loud crash and he sighed, staring down at the scattered mess on the floor.
"Please, son," he said, "will you quit leaving the door a jar?"
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Where does a wizard eat his lunch?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What does a Wizard use to stick things together?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Wizards go to school to learn how to spell.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Son, how do you call a black wizard?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I once met a wizard who threw a ball of darkness at me.
I hate it when people throw shade.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Can a dyslexic wizard spell?
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︎ Aug 01 2018
What kind of cowbell does a bovine wizard wear?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
i have a hicky from my date with a wizard last night
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because sorcerers
sometimes have milk
in them.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Did you know that the Wizard of Oz had a brother ?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
An evil wizard..
There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Did you hear about the wizard who got away with murder?
He turned himself into the police.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Two female wizards are chatting... the first says to the second, I liked the hat you were wearing last week. The second says...
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you call a destructive wizard?
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︎ Dec 31 2019
What do you call a wizard giraffe?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What do you call a wizard that's on weed?
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︎ Dec 16 2019
So there are three female wizards assigned to protect three Rolex time pieces. My only question?
Which witch would watch which watch?
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︎ Jan 18 2019
Who did the wizard marry?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
From wizard to vampire to batβ¦
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Why is there a wizard of oz but no wizard of kg?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"
I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Who did the wizard marry?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Who did the wizard marry?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
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