I was called up for jury duty today but luckily it didn’t last too long...
It was a briefcase.
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
I work at Johnsonville, lost a whole pallet of sausages yesterday - luckily I have a plan...
Time for the “wurst-case scenario”. Glad I brat that to your attention? Sorry, I know these jokes are played, you gotta take sausage jokes on a casing by casing basis. Ok I’ll stop now.
We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
Frankenstein’s monster was watching porn on his laptop when his wife came home. She didn’t find out because luckily...
He hid the Mac. He hid the monster Mac.
I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....
I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.
I need a liver transplant, luckily you can just get them from Amazon these days. It should be arriving today...
The tracker says it's 'out for delivery'
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
I just dodged a bullet.
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
It made a good ad visor.
An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.
He was quite a bad conductor
Last night, me and my friend watched 3 DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the tv.
I didn't really know how to play Texas Hold Em but luckily my friend was by my side to assist with raising and calling...
He was aiding and a-betting!
My friend Ted recently came out as homosexual. Luckily, everyone in his neighbourhood has been very supportive.
It has become something of a Gay Ted community.
My refrigerator broke down this weekend. Luckily, a friend had a spare fridge he gave me.
He really saved my bacon.
An off duty cop lost his luggage at the airport. Luckily it didn't take him long to find.
It was a briefcase.
I read about one famous detective. Man was always catching criminals by simple luck. Either he would just luckily stumble across damning evidence or luckily catch the criminal in the act.
I think his name was Sheer luck Holmes
I'm under alot of pressure at work. Just trying to gauge water do next. Luckily there's plenty more jobs in the pipeline... i.reddituploads.com/c9b53…
I burnt my left hand just before a test, but luckily I don't right with it.
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
Last night my girlfriend and I watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
