Lowered Puns

Now they’re under a buck.

Don't worry, I'm 0K.

Get it? Met-a-four?

Now they're transparent trans parents.

I said, don't sell yourself short

I need a PG13 Or lower pun for wrestling for a yearbook subheader. Help plz

He was afraid of Capitalism.

Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol

it's a real pain in the ass.

I come to this subreddit everyday to get my fill of home baked dad jokes and some of these jokes are slackin. Let alone that most of them are puns!

I’ve already read ten puns today hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh but no pun in ten did!

It was quite the shindig

Because they hate capitalism.

You know, a schwa sticker.

He was a negative one.

But apparently it was just an old wives tale

;

And will continue until they lower the price.

I didn't plan ahead

i said i stopped giving a shift.

Judgmental

I was hungry af yesterday and I called my dad to buy something to eat

Me: Dad, I'm Hungry

Dad: Hey hungry, I'm dad!

All these years I was so cautious not to fall for it and yesterday was the first time my guard was lowered and he used the opportunity!

So I went home and put it in on a lower shelf

“No, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”

Turn down for watt.

It was a real shindig

A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.

A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.

The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.

The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"

"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.

The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."

He hated capitalism

I call it The Only Way is Ethics

He said it lowers his maskulinity.

...counter productive.

A chinchilla chin chiller

Mother in law

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

...so when someone asks what your password is, just tell them it’s: 12345678.

Edit: I meant 12345688...

Its my fault.

Now, I’m stoney below knee.

Guess you could call him a capitalist.

0K boomer

He’s 0K now.

It was quite the shindig.

I said, “i decided to stop giving a shift.”