The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
Toot Suite
Why are cows always moOOOdy?
Because there's a lotta beef.
What do you call the life of a vegetarian?
A whole lotta missed-steaks
I tried one of those sensory deprivation tanks
It was a whole lotta nothing
Had this gem of a conversation with this guy on Discord...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lotta-puss
I'm gonna have a wishing well at my wedding
I guess you could say that i have a Lotta well wishers
Feta Cheese
Wife: I got this feta cheese from the new Mediterranean market in town. It's so good!
Me: there was a famine in Lebanon a few years ago where they used that cheese to end the crisis.
Wife: ...
Me: it feta lotta people.
Wife: I hate you
What do you get when bloods and crips don’t flush the toilet?
a whole lotta gang shit
My Grandfather Dad-Joked Me: The Grandad Joke
Grandfather: So how's school going, do you like all your classes?
Me: Yeah they're fine, I was thinking about studying abroad next semester.
Grandfather: Yeah, I bet you wanna study a lotta broads.
