What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?

Fries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boombotser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joos_monkeyfied
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...

Toot Suite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrayhearing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why are cows always moOOOdy?

Because there's a lotta beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathStarAnakin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call mythical cheese?

Legend dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AneatArtBoy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What's a flood then
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolGuyPual
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call the life of a vegetarian?

A whole lotta missed-steaks

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Had this gem of a conversation with this guy on Discord...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icy_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I tried one of those sensory deprivation tanks

It was a whole lotta nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolhandhutch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rushinlobster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linekergv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I'm gonna have a wishing well at my wedding

I guess you could say that i have a Lotta well wishers

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Feta Cheese

Wife: I got this feta cheese from the new Mediterranean market in town. It's so good!

Me: there was a famine in Lebanon a few years ago where they used that cheese to end the crisis.

Wife: ...

Me: it feta lotta people.

Wife: I hate you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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What do you get when bloods and crips don’t flush the toilet?

a whole lotta gang shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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My Grandfather Dad-Joked Me: The Grandad Joke

Grandfather: So how's school going, do you like all your classes?

Me: Yeah they're fine, I was thinking about studying abroad next semester.

Grandfather: Yeah, I bet you wanna study a lotta broads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattwillyz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2014
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