If you cut off your left hand, your right hand will be left.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/araitisaname
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I once dated a lady who had beef with me

it was a miss steak.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Trinitati
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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A goose attacked a little girl for fun and said

I thought she'd duck

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BOTB03
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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What do we want? Low flying airplanes! When do we want them? NEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/allnerdsbewareme
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