And then he can't log in anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What does a log do once he gets to the gym

He starts planking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditorD2495
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I'm getting to be a typical old man. My kid brings her friends around and log on with their phones.

Get off my LAN!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I slept like a log

Woke up in the fireplace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesterFX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What is the worst part about sleeping like a log

You could end up in the fireplace when you wake up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golfcourseboi6969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Buying a box of Duraflame logs always requires a little thought...

I have to decide if I have $20 to burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Natural log FTW!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What did the log say to the ashes?

"You're fired."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHeight06
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I can cut a log in half just by looking at it

It's not impossible, I saw it with my own two eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkone2087
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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You know that moment when you let a fart out but accidentally released a log?

Yeah my dad calls that from bubble to trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOTB03
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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When we moved into my new house, our next door neighbour presented us with a bunch of logs for our fireplace.

It was ...a house warming gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicgamer17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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About logs [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybobguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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A quick one before I log out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theratrules
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Throw the log on the fire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftlyGinger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Someone's been sawing logs in the restroom

https://preview.redd.it/ol97brabcgq11.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=4eeb77a9b2a2fdeff6ec4e281544fd4cdb492d83

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Why would anyone buy the KFC fire log?

I murdered their buffet last weekend and have been pumping them out for free ever since.

- Credit to smeesmay on SD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zinconyx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Sausage log
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeIrishman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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So a log fell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YTRYFONAS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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In the south, do you think they just call them y'all logs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterEinc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I was on a date and said to the waiter β€œI would love the bo-log-nayz and a white wine.” Laughing my date said β€œI didn’t know you spoke another language.”

I replied, β€œyeah, I’m trylingual.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Reading to my 5 year old the other day when this picture came up, and my wife said β€œhe must be dropping a log.” I think I’ve trained her well.

https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USMC0317
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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How do logs sleep?

They slumber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xanderismello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Why did the log go to the bank?

To check on its shavings account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAL99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Last night I slept like a log. 10 hours felt like 2.3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kcwidman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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A log was lying to a lumberjack...

But they saw right through it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankpotato63
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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My dad noticed a truck carrying logs on the interstate this morning

Dad: "If those fall off, it'll make mathematical music"

Me: "What? Why?"

Dad: "They'll fall to the sound of the natural log rhythm"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtermilkNips
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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An old coworker and I were driving back from a jobsite, and saw a sign that read "Log Trucks Entering Highway."

He turned to me and said, "Well grab a pencil and paper from the backseat. I don't know who cares how many trucks we see, but we'll write it down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grizzlypaws
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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A man was hit by a log while swimming..

He was Justin Timberlake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imad_harb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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I slept like a log..

Woke up in the fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I slept like a log last night

I woke up in a fireplace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THE_GREAT_97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I didn't believe it when my son said I could cut a log in half by just looking at it.

But then I saw it with my own two eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunningFromFOMO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Slept like a log last night

woke up in the fireplace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I slept like a log last night

when I woke up, I was in the fireplace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steamtroller77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Sleeping like a log is overrated

The fireplace isn't very comfy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Slept like a log last night

woke up in the fireplace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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My wife slept like a log last night.

Her head was in the fireplace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LustForLunch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I slept like a log

I woke up in the fire place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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I slept like a log last night

And I woke up in the fireplace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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I slept like a log last night...

I woke up in the fireplace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fxcksam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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I slept like a log last night

I woke up in the fireplace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedankmemelord69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Slept like a log last night...

Woke up in the fireplace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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