They locked him in jail and poked him with branches until he swore he felt better.
The stem cell therapy was not what he expected.
Why was phone locked up in jail?
Because it was charged with battery
What do a convict serving time and a bread knife locked in a Camry have in common?
They’re both incarcerated.
We were locked out of our house. I accidentally left the key in. Dad went ahead and whispered something to the door, and it opened!
When I asked him what he did, he said "Communication is the key"
Had a traumatic experience when I got locked in a woodshop.
I had to use a tiny saw as a coping mechanism.
Did you hear about the man who was locked out of his house in wet clothes?
Police say he dried of natural causes
I think I'm about to get lucky guys. I locked my wife in the sauna.
Now she's all hot and bothered.
If you ever got locked in or out, speak to the padlock.
Because communication is key.
Why did the guy call the local kosher deli when he locked his keys in his apartment?
Why was Ariana Grande locked in her bathroom all night?
“Because she couldn’t Break Free.”
I locked my door on the way in, but when I looked back, it was slightly ajar
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
My girlfriend and I just had a fight. She has locked herself in the bathroom for an hour and still hasn't left.
I got locked in a room with nothing but a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
My math teacher locked himself in a room with a piece of graph paper...
He must be plotting something.
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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I locked my keys in the car...
So I took off my pants, rolled them up and rubbed them on the car door. The car unlocked.
I'm so glad I was wearing my khaki trousers.
You're in a locked room, cement room with just stick, how do you get out?
Break the stick in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out.
I play chess online with a guy that lives in a small land-locked country in Central Europe.
What is a teenager yak doing locked in his room?
Probably just yacking off
You are locked in a room only with a bed and a calendar. How do you survive?
You eat the dates and drink from the springs.
....ok ill leave now
I got locked in a room that was on fire.
Did you hear about the guy who locked himself in the walk-in fridge?
When a coworker heard him yelling, the coworker said "Dude, I'm coming, just chill!"
I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
Did you hear about the man locked out of his house in wet clothes?
Police say he dried of natural causes
I accidentally locked myself in a room with nothing but a deck of cards..
I was in solitaire confinement.
You’re locked in a cement room and just have a stick. How do you get out?
Break the stick in half...
...two halves make a hole.
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