If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?
Which pasta gets locked out of the house? —Technically a wife joke.
Locked myself out of the house today...
Thankfully, l was able to open the door, by talking to it...
Communication is key.
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now I’m outside banging and hollering
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
Why don't Elephants ever get locked out?
They can't forget where they left their keys.
I got locked out of the Euphemism Society this afternoon.
So I smashed their back door in.
After getting sick of my dad jokes my daughter locked me out of the house
I texted her: "Oh pun the door!"
Did you hear about the man locked out of his house in wet clothes?
Police say he dried of natural causes
My family got tired of my dad jokes and locked me out of the house.
"Oh-pun the door," I said.
I locked myself out of the house when I brought pasta home from the store.
I couldn't get in. I checked underneath the mat, in the flower pot, but then it dawned on me.
I had gnocchi.
Pun gets locked out of a room, kills 10 people.
Why do Japanese dogs never get locked out?
Because they always have Akita the door.
You're in a locked room, cement room with just stick, how do you get out?
Break the stick in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out.
I got locked out of my kitchen today:
What Italian dish is always getting locked out of his house?
When Stevie Wonder's wife locked him out of the house what happened?
He just called her to say, "I love you... but I'm the one that plays with all the keys around this house."
Wife locked me out...
Was going out to the garage to grab a soda, and as I'm passing my wife, she asks if I want a piece of cheese she's cutting up.
I reply with "I Quess-so"...
Got the best eye roll ever, go out, grab my soda, and when I get back to the garage door, she totally locked it lol.
What did the ghost say when he got locked out of his house?
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
When you get locked out, do not scream, but just start singing.
You had better find the key.
Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?
because he has gnocchi
Ex post from /r/jokes got exiled to dadjokes
If you ever get locked out of the house, talk to the lock calmly
If you ever get locked out of your house just talk to the lock.
If you ever get locked out of the house, just talk to the lock.
What should you do if you get locked out of the house?
Talk to the lock, because communication is key
If you ever get locked out your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key.
If you ever get locked out of your home, sit down and talk to the lock calmly
Because communication is key
What should you do if you get locked out of your house?
Be calm and talk to the lock.
Because communication is key!
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to you lock calmly because
If you ever get locked out of your house, try talking to it.
Because communication is the key
If you ever get locked out of your house...
Talk to your lock calmly, because communication is key.
Why was the pasta locked out of its house.
If you get locked out of your house what kind of pasta do you have ?
If you get locked out of your house, try talking to it
Because conversation is key
Why was the Italian chef locked out of his restaurant?
After getting sick of my dad jokes, my wife locked me out of the house.
I texted her, “Oh pun the door!”
After getting sick of my dad jokes, my wife locked me out of the house.
I shouted to her ‘o pun the door’
You’re locked in a cement room and just have a stick. How do you get out?
Break the stick in half...
...two halves make a hole.
What does the italian dish say when you ask it why its locked out of the house?
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