Locked Out Puns

A list of puns related to "Locked Out"

If you're ever locked out of your house, start talking to your lock, calmly and clearly.

After all, good communication is the key.

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👤︎ u/Cennedys
📅︎ Nov 25 2021
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What do you call a cell phone store you're locked out of?

A Nokia store.

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👤︎ u/picklesareforever
📅︎ Mar 03 2022
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I got locked out of the house today. I tried talking to the lock.

Turns out that communication wasn’t key

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👤︎ u/rcrttt
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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If you ever got locked in or out, speak to the padlock.

Because communication is key.

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👤︎ u/No-Review-8409
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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I just got locked out of my fire place

I had too many failed log-in attempts

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👤︎ u/OlSnickerdoodle
📅︎ Sep 07 2021
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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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👤︎ u/chizhi1234
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Locked out

This woman is driving to the shops, She stops, gets out of her car, and goes to buy a newspaper.

When she gets back to her car, she realises that she has locked herself out of the car, and the keys are still inside !

She was just starting to panic, when an army truck pulls up, and asks her is she has a problem. She explains that she's locked her keys inside, and can't get in to continue her journey.

One of the squaddies then jumps down from the truck, and start rubbing his leg against the side of the car, and after a few seconds - ping - the door is open !!

She is amazed at this, and asks the squaddie how he did it.

He said,

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"It's because I'm wearing my khaki trousers"

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👤︎ u/orcamarine
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?

He had Gnocchi

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👤︎ u/bigdaddypoppin
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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Which pasta gets locked out of the house? —Technically a wife joke.

Gnocchi.

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👤︎ u/hoffa22
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...

Now I’m outside banging and hollering ‘Oh PUN the door!!!’ ‘Oh PUN the door!!!’

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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After getting sick of my dad jokes my daughter locked me out of the house

I texted her: "Oh pun the door!"

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👤︎ u/Corner_Taken_Quickly
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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Why don't Elephants ever get locked out?

They can't forget where they left their keys.

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👤︎ u/_hardeeharhar_
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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I got locked out of the Euphemism Society this afternoon.

So I smashed their back door in.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 20 2020
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Did you hear about the man locked out of his house in wet clothes?

Police say he dried of natural causes

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👤︎ u/cook-a-cat
📅︎ May 27 2019
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You're in a locked room, cement room with just stick, how do you get out?

Break the stick in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Sep 09 2017
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I locked myself out of the house when I brought pasta home from the store.

I couldn't get in. I checked underneath the mat, in the flower pot, but then it dawned on me.

I had gnocchi.

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👤︎ u/Dawnguardian286
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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Why do Japanese dogs never get locked out?

Because they always have Akita the door.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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What Italian dish is always getting locked out of his house?

Gnocchi.

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👤︎ u/captainly
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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I got locked out of my kitchen today:

I had gnocchi.

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👤︎ u/quadnix
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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When Stevie Wonder's wife locked him out of the house what happened?

He just called her to say, "I love you... but I'm the one that plays with all the keys around this house."

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👤︎ u/Liquor_N_Whorez
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Wife locked me out...

Was going out to the garage to grab a soda, and as I'm passing my wife, she asks if I want a piece of cheese she's cutting up.

I reply with "I Quess-so"...

Got the best eye roll ever, go out, grab my soda, and when I get back to the garage door, she totally locked it lol.

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👤︎ u/aelwero
📅︎ Aug 11 2016
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What did the ghost say when he got locked out of his house?

Oh Sheeeeeeeeeeet

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👤︎ u/mustachereviews
📅︎ Jun 14 2017
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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Ex post from /r/jokes got exiled to dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Sonzie
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?

He forgot his monk-key

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👤︎ u/espernen
📅︎ Aug 20 2016
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When you get locked out, do not scream, but just start singing.

You had better find the key.

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👤︎ u/Yaongyaong
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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If you get locked out, talk to the lock calmly

Communication is the key

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👤︎ u/beReal78
📅︎ Sep 14 2021
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If you should ever get locked out of your house, try talking calmly to the door. After all, communication is key 🔑
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👤︎ u/joligej
📅︎ Oct 24 2021
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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your house calmly.

Because communication is the key.

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👤︎ u/IamGroot_19
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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If you ever get locked out of your house just talk to the lock.

Communication is key...

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👤︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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If you ever get locked out of the house, talk to the lock calmly

Communication is key

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👤︎ u/havenotredditt
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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If you ever get locked out of your home, sit down and talk to the lock calmly

Because communication is key

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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If you ever get locked out of the house, just talk to the lock.

Communication is key.

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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What should you do if you get locked out of the house?

Talk to the lock, because communication is key

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👤︎ u/_ivy_ally
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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If you ever get locked out your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key.

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👤︎ u/Bigchungaswholsome
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to you lock calmly because

Communication is key

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👤︎ u/OMEN786
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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If you ever get locked out of your house, try talking to it.

Because communication is the key

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👤︎ u/ArchaicAlien
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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If you get locked out of your house what kind of pasta do you have ?

Gnocchi

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👤︎ u/lordthomins
📅︎ May 29 2019
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Why was the Italian chef locked out of his restaurant?

Because he had gnocchi.

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👤︎ u/clelwell
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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If you ever get locked out of your house...

Talk to your lock calmly, because communication is key.

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👤︎ u/pm_me_your_taintt
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Why was the pasta locked out of its house.

It had gnocchi.

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👤︎ u/thanos_eats_ass
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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If you get locked out of your house, try talking to it

Because conversation is key

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👤︎ u/whomikehidden
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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After getting sick of my dad jokes, my wife locked me out of the house.

I texted her, “Oh pun the door!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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After getting sick of my dad jokes, my wife locked me out of the house.

I shouted to her ‘o pun the door’

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👤︎ u/IAMBiSH
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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You’re locked in a cement room and just have a stick. How do you get out?

Break the stick in half...

...two halves make a hole.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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What does the italian dish say when you ask it why its locked out of the house?

Gnocchi

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👤︎ u/Chili_Gray
📅︎ Jan 16 2017
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