A list of puns related to "Loadings"
But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.
My boss was supportive and told me I just had to rehearse it.
Totally uncoal, dude.
Told him he should stick with it.
Me: Welp, should we run it?
Wife: We can, but I don't think the leash is big enough.
Got a huge laugh out of me.
I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.
I have only my shelf to blame.
A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.
I thought "I don't know what to make of this"
Because it was a chili dog.
The cashier asked if I wanna box for it. I had to tell him wrestling was more my sport.
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
It's a loaf hat diet.
I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Baaa rain π§π
It was a large scale celebration.
Taken from fb
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
The Russians were Finnished
Well, Iβm not going to spread it
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
He only went for a gander
And we were passed by a large semi hauling a load of cattle. I pointed to it and remarked "Well, if that's not fast food, I don't know what is..."
Police are combing the area
People are dying to get in!
...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right: the Very model of a modern major general.
Last month, a guy in Cincinnati stole a salt truck and led police on a 30 minute chase. (true story) At one point he tried to dump the load of salt on a police car. I told my teenage daughter this and she looked at me with a straight face and said βI guess theyβre going to arrest him for assaulting an officer.β π
Never been prouder of my daughter. π
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
βItβs a huge waste of time, Dad,β he laughed when I objected. βIβm not learning a damn thing in the class.β
βWell, then youβre just going to have to take that class over again,β I snapped at him.
βWhat are you talking about?β he yelped.
βYou know why, Gabe,β I said. βThose who donβt learn from history are condemned to repeat it.β
She's so good at dealing with loads of semen
Once Upon A Time....
A guy asked a girl to marry him.
She said, "No"
And the guy lived happily ever after, fishing, hunting, riding motorcycles, skiing, gambling, had loads of money in the bank, played a lot of golf, and left the seat up.
THE END.
I never slaw it coming.
True dad that man!!
What a load of bologna.
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
It was amazing.
But it was a load of rubbish.
That took a lot of guts!
..It's Hans free now.
I just can't think of one atm
I have got loads of back issues.
Whenever I have to sign for paperwork when picking up a load, occasionally I am asked to sign and date the bills. Whenever I'm asked to sign and date them I say "I can't date these, I'm married!"
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
(This probably makes more sense if you're British.)
Doing his rounds one day and when he got to the bird enclosure he noticed a load of the birds had died. Unsure as to what he should do with the bodies he tossed them into the big cat exhibit.
The next day he was cleaning out the primates and noticed the lifeless figure of an ape laying on the floor... not wanting to perform a proper burial and besides- he wasn't earning much more than minimum wage anyway so he tossed it into the big cat enclosure.
On his third day the zookeeper came across his colleague who kept bees, it seems they'd got sick and a lot of the hive had perished. Not to worry, the zookeeper scooped them onto a shovel and tossed them into the big cat exhibit. It's the circle of life he thought to himself.
The next day there was a lot of excitement in the zoo. A new lioness had arrived. The lioness stalked out of the trailer...sniffed at the unfamiliar lion next to her...
"So, what's the food like in this place then?" She asked awkwardly.
"It's actually not that bad" replied the lion. "Over the past few days we've had Finch, chimps and mushy bees"
Badum tssss! Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Yeah, for any non brits that read all that: Fish, chips and mushy peas is a classic English dish. So...yeah...that's the joke.
He spilled the beans!
Itβs was from my uncle Ben
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