So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
Police are combing the area
Damn!
I smell a huge law-Suez.
Personally, I’m tired of the hullabaloo.
“No. No. This car go road.”
(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)
It caused a title wave!
I said "No car-go road"
27 times.
Car go road
He was hauling adze!
“No, car go road.”
The steaks had never been higher
The Port side.
He was the sole survivor.
I said to them 10,000$ but car go road
Police are still combing the area.
Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!
It's still syncing.
It had too many leeks.
She will never see me in them.
Automobilewent was too long.
Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.
He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"
It’s called “S Cargo”.
I Noah guy.
There's van shelving inside.
L’ess cargo.
Those'll make you walk really slowly... Cause they're escargot shorts. No one laughed except for him.
A cargo van.
The police say they're taking steps to remove them.'
Can't beat a good police dadjoke.
"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."
('Precious cargo')
Customer: "Cargo space?"
Me: "No, car no fly, car go roads"
Manager: "Can I see you in my office?"
and early reports show that there could be as many as twenty thousand leeks under the sea.
Me: Species is cargo.
Me, to my wife: Holy cow! There’s no way this plane has 15,000 people!
Snail slides into a Tesla dealership after seeing Elon Musk on TV. Inches his way up to a salesperson. Snail asks to go on a test drive, the sales person shrugs, says sure, why not. It's been a slow day.
After it's over, snail is impressed. "I gotta get one of these!
Saleswoman asks if he can afford it. He is, after all, a snail. Snail retreats into his shell comes out with a wad of cash, the exact amount for the car.
"Yeah lady, I can pay! Can I get it customized?"
The woman says of course, but it'll cost more. Snail whips out more dough.
Snail says "Paint it with pink S's all over the vehicle!"
The saleswoman says sure and asks why.
The snail says "When I'm driving around, I want people to say 'WOW! Look at that fast, pink electric S-car go!'"
Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.
I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.
I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.
Customer: Cargo space?
Car salesman: Car no go space, car go road.
