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He only went for a gander
People are dying to get in!
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
βItβs a huge waste of time, Dad,β he laughed when I objected. βIβm not learning a damn thing in the class.β
βWell, then youβre just going to have to take that class over again,β I snapped at him.
βWhat are you talking about?β he yelped.
βYou know why, Gabe,β I said. βThose who donβt learn from history are condemned to repeat it.β
Police are combing the area
I never slaw it coming.
It was amazing.
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
That took a lot of guts!
..It's Hans free now.
Now I've got post traumatic stress
Itβs was from my uncle Ben
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
Urine.
I just can't think of one atm
Post-Traumatic Stress Dishorder.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
Haulinβ Oats... π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ Iβll show myself to the door. -dad
The Port side.
20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
Turns out he was being fostered.
Once a pun a time
A bystander helps him and calls the ambulance for him, The transport driver tells the man to take the penguins to the zoo then man says okay. Later when the truck driver was released from the hospital he sees the man walking out of the movie theatre with a line of penguins behind him, he asked what the hell hes doing and the man said, well you told me to take them to the zoo, i did, then i took them to the mall and now the movies.
"Well," she said. "It did say on the clothing labels to wash in, like, colors."
I said is this net working?
He said no its fishing
Day of the triffics
Now that I listen to full albums, I rarely leave the house.
.. an employee offered to lend him a hand
But in hindsight, I was just acting on Impulse.
This variation is called Texas fold 'em.
It was the wurst case scenario.
Naturally I got pulled over. When the officer asked me "Do you know why I stopped you today?" I replied....
"Because I was hauling ass?"
But then won it all back on the ATM machine.
Me: Why would we buy a boat?
Demerara
If it was the Italian job, they'd bi-skittering half over the drink right now.
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Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
I know exactly who sent it.
It was my Uncle Ben.
