A list of puns related to "The Load"
It was a large scale celebration.
He only went for a gander
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
I never slaw it coming.
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
Itβs was from my uncle Ben
Urine.
Post-Traumatic Stress Dishorder.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
The Port side.
Turns out he was being fostered.
Once a pun a time
A bystander helps him and calls the ambulance for him, The transport driver tells the man to take the penguins to the zoo then man says okay. Later when the truck driver was released from the hospital he sees the man walking out of the movie theatre with a line of penguins behind him, he asked what the hell hes doing and the man said, well you told me to take them to the zoo, i did, then i took them to the mall and now the movies.
"Well," she said. "It did say on the clothing labels to wash in, like, colors."
Day of the triffics
.. an employee offered to lend him a hand
But then won it all back on the ATM machine.
If it was the Italian job, they'd bi-skittering half over the drink right now.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
To-the-dump, to-the-dump, to-the-dump-dump-dump...
My son said: "why?"
Because he looks extremely "tired".
"Wow, where do you think all those kids come from?"
"Their homes."
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
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