Drawing a line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layover_guy
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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?

Because they got a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agtledevyday
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My gf asked me to stop attending Line Drawing classes.

I usually listen to her advice but that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgurav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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This is where I draw the line...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickiedaydream
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".

That was the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
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I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, β€œIf you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.” /r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldendarren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus

but graphing is where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
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I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
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This is where I draw the line reddit.com/r/Decreasingly…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FQVBSina
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Making puns about cocaine is where I draw the line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Artist are some of the safest people, they know where to draw the line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSeveredSaintx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..

At some point, we'll have to draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...

I know where to draw the line...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I often get asked how I manage to draw such prefect lines

I say it's quite straight forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snurze
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Pulled over

(my first attempt, please have mercy)

Cop: Sir I need you to blow in this breathalyzer.
Driver: I can't, I'm an asthmatic

Cop: Then I need to do a blood draw.
Driver: I can't, I'm an hemophiliac

Cop: then I need to ask you to step out of the vehicle and walk in a straight line
Driver: I can't, I'm drunk.

Ok, I leave now....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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With the remake of The Lion King coming out, where do you draw the line between CGI and animation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjohny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Why do North Koreans draw lines so well? (x-post with r/jokes) reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Tamino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Wife: "No. That's where I draw the line."

Wife says she's going to go finish cutting the grass (I am still recovering from shoulder surgery) and I told her "don't forget outside the fence."

To which she responded "nope. That's where I draw the line...."

So, of course, I responded "oh yeah? Well do ya know where I draw the line??"

"Hmm..."

"On paper!"

At which point she rolled her eyes and walked out to the garage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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MATH JOKES

I’ll leave out the negative jokes here.

Only the positive ones!

You can tri to stop me,

Adding these together just makes it so much better.

We may be divided because of this,

But not all jokes are made equal,

But y=Mx+b jokes are great, yet at some point we have to draw a line. It’s an especially slippery slope to go down.

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Recent posts have not been to my liking. We need to draw the line now.

https://imgur.com/a/ckK00

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahir_r
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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Im tired of being misunderstood and I’m going to get straight to the point!

I’m drawing a line in the sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"

I guess that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I absolutely hate crossing t's

Dotting i's is okay since it's just a dot, but t's are where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshjodalton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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It’s crazy, all these people running these virtual races, starting all over the place.

Where do we draw the line?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooeygargoyle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?

That’s when I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
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For math lovers and others to
  1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

  3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

  4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

  5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

  6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

  7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

  8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

  9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

  10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

  11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

  12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

  13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

  14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

  16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

  17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

  18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

  19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

  20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

  21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

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During my first month on the road paving crew, they always gave me all the worst jobs. I endured all of it, up until they put me on paint duty...

...that's where I finally had to draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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Even though 3D games are common, sometimes I like to play 2D games still. But never 1D games.

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I have mixed feelings about graphs.

The x and y axes are pretty cool but not the plot itself. That’s where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
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I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!

Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMCBarnes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Doing a bathroom remodel

So my wife and I went to the tile store. I told her I don’t mind picking out tile but having to choose grout colors is where I draw the line...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ted_Ruxpin
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My cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

It's time to draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I see your point when it comes to dotting your i’s...

But crossing your t’s is where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".

That was the punchline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, β€œIf you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”

That was the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."

That was the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbergmusic
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I'm OK with cigarettes, alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
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Why do North Koreans draw such perfect lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I'm sorry, but this is where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
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Gerrymandering...

Where do we draw the line?

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