...your dog!
Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.
Talk a bout a sour puss.
And my dad says "HEY. You can't do that without a liquor license."
or they could be charged with a salt.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
Wait, wrong sub.
The corolla virus.
The dogs allowed to walk naked around the house
Moo-slims
Assault-lick.
He gave it a good licking.
I'm lick toes intolerant.
The teacher asks the class, β there are five birds on a power line, and you shoot two of them, how many are left?β
Johnny replies, β none the rest flew away when they heard the shot.β
The teacher says, β no three are left but I like the way you think.β
So then Johnny says, β let me ask you a question. There are three women eating ice cream, one licking it, one sucking it, and one biting it, which ones married?β
The teacher says, β the one sucking?β
Johnny says, β no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.β
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon
I said to the friend: "you're lucky he didn't get a prize for it, that would have been a catasstrophy"
It'll still be stationery.
An alcohol lick
I couldn't put my finger on it....
My tongue is soo sore right now.
They press paws.
(My kids gave this joke zero stars but my dogs think itβs fantastic)
...they don't like cat licks.
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
Me to my wife: "She's just trying to say you have good taste in books."
Liquor
Lick-tenstein.
Not really though. Pretty sure.
Has it no pride?
My friend said βI wish I could do that.β Told him youβd better pet him first, heβs kind of mean.
He fell asleep at the wheel.
I do it and get kicked out of the hardware shop Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Theyβre just waiting their turn...
Because it was looking for a good SEAL!
She just canβt seem to let it go.
My brother and I both yelled at him to stop and my dad came out of nowhere and said "he must have his licker license"
We both let out a sigh.
